I stole this from Open Mind Insert Book.
What are your middle names?
Mine is Lee. Mike’s is Eric.
How long have you been together?
We started dating in November of 1995
How long did you know each other before you started dating?
About a year. He lived in the fraternity house across the street from my sorority house. We were both dating inappropriate people and we used to walk to class together and commiserate.
Who asked whom out?
Um… I’m not really sure. That was a really long time ago.
How old are each of you?
I am 35, Mike is 34.
Whose siblings do you see the most?
Well, I see his sister more than he does because she is in my book club. My siblings live out of town, though.
Which situation is the hardest on you as a couple?
Um. Dividing the parenting duties when we’re both exhausted and just want to crawl in a hole.
Did you go to the same school?
We went to college together.
Are you from the same home town?
Sort of. I grew up in Tulsa and he grew up in a suburb of Tulsa.
Who is smarter?
Depends. I have the quicker tongue, but he is the one with the head for processes.
Who is the most sensitive?
That would be him. I am more like a bull.
Where do you eat out most as a couple?
We don’t eat out as a couple that often, because we have kids to feed, too. We like Indian restaurants and steak places.
Where is the furthest you two have traveled together as a couple?
England where he proposed.
Who has the craziest exes?
I have two dead exes and one in jail for murder 1. His was just crazy.
Who has the worst temper?
I am the easier to anger, but when he has had enough it’s kinda scary.
Who does the cooking?
Me. Mike can cook, but he can’t do more than one thing at a time, so he can only cook one dish. That’s not entirely true, he can do bacon in one pan in eggs in another.
Who is the neat-freak?
The closest either one of us gets to neat freakishness would be me. I get freaked out by visual white noise.
Who is more stubborn?
Depends on the subject. 
Who hogs the bed?
Him.
Who wakes up earlier?
He does on week days because he has to be at work on the other side of the county at 8. I don’t have to leave til 8:40 to take the kids to school. On weekends, it’s all I can do to get him up before brunch.
Where was your first date?
His dad took us to the Oklahoma State Vs. University of Oklahoma football game. His brother went too. I tease him about this still.
Who is more jealous?
Probably me. But he’s way hot, so…
How long did it take to get serious?
We waited til we’d both broken up with our significant others. ha!
Who eats more?
Probably me. 
He’s lost weight recently.
Who does the laundry?
Me. He helps out sometimes, though.
Who’s better with the computer?
That would be him. This WordPress thing I’ve got going on here? I have noooo idea how it works. That’s all him.
Who drives when you are together?
Usually me. I love to drive, and he really doesn’t.
And there you have it. More than you ever wanted to know.
Here’s what I want to know: Why did Mr. Beam spend so much time and energy researching a subject he clearly despises?